Chapter 1
The
Adventure Begins
Our little story starts with the Mario Bros., Mario and Luigi, at home. Mario is stuffing himself with anything edible while Luigi is playing Super Smash Brothers Melee. Luigi is beating the tar out of Bowser (which is one of his big dreams. The other one is being more popular then Mario. The last one is to star in at least three games). The house is very quiet. The silence is broken by Mario choking on a meatball. Then the window is broken by a brick thrown through it. The brick hits Luigi in the head. “What the!” Luigi yells. He then notices that a note is attached to the brick. Luigi reads the paper, which is made up of cut out letters from magazines. Luigi reads to himself, “I have kidnapped the princess. Don’t even try rescuing her.”
Luigi thinks to himself, “Well it’s obviously Bowser”. Then he says to Mario, “Hey Mario, Bowser kidnapped the princess again. We have to go rescue her! Mario? Are you even paying attention?!”
“Go away!”
“But Mario, we have to rescue her!”
“Rescue who?”
“Oh for the love of” Luigi makes toward Mario to drag him away from the table but Mario fends Luigi away with a breadstick. Luigi is shocked at fist, but then he realizes that he can finally go on an adventure by himself!
“OK Mario. I’ll just go rescue the princess by myself”.
Luigi is almost to the door when Mario calls to him, “Did you say the princess?”
Luigi, still wanting to go solo, panics and says, “Um, I meant rescue Daisy. Yeah, Daisy. Not Peach, Daisy. Um, Bye!”. Luigi makes a break for the door but is grabbed by Mario’s hand. “Why didn’t you say Princess Peach in the first place?” Mario inquires.
“Um,” Luigi answers, “I wanted to… Wait a minute. Why didn’t you want to go rescue a princess but you wanted to rescue Peach?”
“That’s none of your business!” Mario says, blushing. “Well,” Mario continues to say, still blushing slightly, “What are we waiting for? Let’s go!” Luigi leaves the house, but just before Mario reaches the door, he runs back to the table, stuffs the rest of the pizza slice he was eating in his mouth, and then rushes out the door.