Chapter
18
The
Sewers
Mario and Luigi
walk into Toad Town to find the town in panic. There are Koopas everywhere! A
toad runs up to them and tells them that the town is in panic.
“Hmmm…” Mario says. “I probably wouldn’t
have guessed that. People are running around screaming their heads off and
Koopas are attacking them. How would I have connected that to the town being in
panic? I wonder… Hmmm…”
“Hey Mario,” Luigi says, “Maybe if we help
them, we’ll find out where the next castle is!”
“Maybe. Hey toad, where are the Koopas coming
from?”
“The sewers!”
“OH GREAT! This are my new clothes! Now I’m
going to get them dirty!” Mario yells.
“Oh come on! We’re both plumbers!”
“Oh yeah. Heh heh.”
“WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO WAITING FOR?! GET TO
THE SEWERS!!!”
“My God!” Luigi yells. “You talk!”
“Ummm… If you ever get hurt then go to a toad house!”
The conversation ends with the toad in the toad house. Anyways, they go to the pipe leading to the sewers and jump in. When they arrive at the sewers they have to choose between two passages; one to the right, one to the left.
“We turn right right now right?” Mario says.
“No. We turn left!”
“Right!”
“Left!”
“RIGHT!!!”
“LEFT!!!”
“PURPLE MONKEY!!!”
“Huh?”
“Never mind.”
“We are going left and I won’t go right!”
“Oh well. Then I just won’t give your diary back.”
“YOU TOOK MY DAIRY!”
“Yep. We go right or you can kiss your diary good bye.”
“(Sigh). Fine. I’ll go right.”
The Mario Brothers enter the next room and immediately scream when they see a stampede of Koopas charging towards them.
“OH CRUD!” Luigi yells. “MARIO! TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!”
“Why?”
“JUST DO IT!!!”
As Mario starts to take off his shoes, Luigi plugs his nose. The moment Mario takes off his shoes, the Koopas immediately faint from the bad smell of Mario’s feet. Mario puts his shoes back on.
“That wasn’t very nice.” Mario says.
“Hey, it worked, didn’t it?”
“Well…
Yeah…”
The
Mario brothers continue on. After a while they get bored and Luigi pushes Mario
into the water. After a while they come upon a huge circular castle. It is very
big.
“Hey Mario look! It’s a circular castle. It is very big.”
“LUIGI! What did I say about stating the obvious?”
“‘It is wrong to do it unless I do it.’”
“Dang right.”
They enter the castle and are surprised on what they see inside…