HUH?! Well… It’s a princess alright. But this
princess is wearing a white dress with the symbol of a shield on it. She has
pointy ears and has long blond hair. It’s not Peach!
“ZELDA!”
The brothers turn around to find someone behind
them. This man is wearing a green tunic. He has a sword and a shield.
“LINK!” Says the princess.
“Whoa.” Mario says. “Wait a minute. Okay, I
assume that your name is Link. But what the heck are you doing here?!”
“Well,” Link starts. “I got this note thrown
through my window and…”
“Wait a minute!” Luigi yells. “We got a note
too!”
Link continues to talk, “My note said, ‘I have
kidnapped the princess. Don’t even try rescuing her!’ Wait a minute!
Something is on the back!” Link reads it out loud, “Just even trying to
rescue Princess Peach is laughable!”
Luigi looks at the back of his note, “Don’t
even think about trying to rescue Zelda!”
“Well,” Link says, “We better get going.”
He pulls out an ocarina. Zelda does the same. They both play the ‘Prelude of
Light’ and warp.
“Riiight.” Mario says. “I’m kinda happy
that Link found Zelda… BUT WHERE’S PEACH!”
In a magical burst of light, Peach appears right in
front of the two plumbers. “Thank you for rescuing me.”
“It was nothing Peach.” Mario says, blushing.
Peach turns to Luigi, “Mario and Luigi, I am in
your debt.”
“It was nothing.” Mario yells.
“Then you don’t want your twenty five thousand
dollar reward? Oh well.”
“WAIT!” Luigi yells. “HE DIDN’T MEAN
THAT!!!”
“Too late.”
A warp pipe suddenly appears in the arena and out
comes the seven toads. They start chanting, “Thank you Mario and Luigi. You
rescued the princess! Three cheers for The Mario brothers! Yay!”
They go over to Luigi and carry him above their
heads.
“Mario and Luigi are the hero!” They yell. They
carry both of them into the warp pipe and go back to