Chapter 7
To
Luigi
is the first one to wake. He is in a bed. He looks around the room to find Mario
lying in a bed beside him. Luigi tries to wake Mario up. “WAKE UP NOW!” he
screams. Believe it or not, Mario didn’t wake up. So Luigi goes over to him
and plugs his nose. It wakes him up rather quickly “What did you do that
for?” Mario asks groggily. “Um, where are we?” Mario asks.
“It
appears that we’re in a toad house.” Just as Luigi finishes his sentence, a
toad walks in the door.
“Hello
and welcome to our toad house. Good thing that the traveling explorer, Kolarado,
was out in that desert today. He found you there and well, here you are.” The
toad finished.
“Hey”
Mario asks, “Why aren’t you stupid like the other toads?”
“Hello
and welcome to our toad house. Good thing that the-. Just kidding! Well to
answer your question, I went to school.”
“Oh.”
“OK.
I suggest that you get on your way. You have a princess to save. So… GO!”
The
Mario Brothers leave the toad house. As their walking away Mario asks, “Have
you ever noticed that almost everyone we talk to says at the end ‘GO!’. Is
it that they don’t like us or something? I mean, it’s kinda weird and mean.
Don’t you agree?”
“Yes
I agree… Hey what’s that!?” Luigi exclaims.
“It’s
a castle, moron. Don’t you even know what a castle is? You don’t have one
but I do, it’s called… a brain. HA! That’s for the mountain thing you did
to me!”
“Oh
shut up Mario.”
The Mario brothers enter the castle, suspecting lava pits inside. They
might be right, they might be wrong. They will soon find out…