Chapter
1
Outtakes
Brick throw: take 1.
Mario is stuffing himself with anything edible while Luigi is playing Super Smash Brothers Melee. Luigi is beating the tar out of Bowser (which is one of his big dreams. The other one is being more popular then Mario. The last one is to star in at least three games). The house is very quiet. The silence is broken by Mario choking on a meatball. Then the window is broken by a brick thrown through it. The brick however, misses Luigi and hits the TV.
“NOOO! I WAS WINNING! I WANT MY MOMMIE!”
Brick Throw: Take 2
Then the window is broken by a brick thrown through it. The brick misses Luigi yet again, but hits the Gamecube.
“NOOOOOO! MY GAMECUBE! Well at least my game survived.”
Luigi rips off the cover o find that his game doesn’t exist anymore.
“NOOOOOO! MY GAME! At least I still have my memory card.”
Nope.
“NOOOOOO!”
Brick Throw: Take 3.
The brick hits Luigi in the head.
“…”
“Luigi?”
“…”
“Oh no.”
Chapter
2
Outtakes
Goomba Attack: Take 1
“We have you now!” the chief Goomba shouts. The chief continues, “And don’t think you can’t stomp on us just once to kill us! Cause you can! We are weak little buggers who-. Oh crud. Can we do this scene again?”
Goomba Attack: Take 2
“ULTRA JUMP!” Mario jumps up high and comes down… onto the ground, hard.
CRACK!
“MY LEGS!”
Freaky Mushrooms: Take 1
“I don’t like going here,” Luigi says, “All these people are freaky mushrooms! They are walking fungus with Polka-dots on their heads! They are the scum you find in your shower drain! They killed people in the X-Files! THEY ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. THE KINGDOM OF MUSHROOMS IS AT HAND!”
Chapter
3
Outtakes
Mario Trap: take 1
While Mario and Luigi were talking to the toad/Koopa, another Koopa was spraying a bottle of ‘essence de la broccoli’ in a trail. Then Mario comes along, sniffs, and runs away screaming.
Mario Trap: Take 2
He attempts to climb the tree but instead runs into the tree at full force and leaves an indentation of his face into the tree. Meanwhile, Luigi is having the best poker game of his life with the Piranha Plants.
Mario Trap: Take 3
Mario shoots out his hands and fireballs the size of Mario shoot out from them, bounces off the ground, bounces off a tree, and then comes shooting towards Mario.
“OH N-. AHHHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!”
Chapter
4
Outtakes
Luigi Jump: Take 1
So while Mario’s legs flail over the edge, Luigi jumps over the pit with ease, and lands on Mario’s fingers.
“OH CRUD!”
Mario hangs on for dear life with his other hand. But Luigi thinks the scene is over and sits down, on Mario’s other hand.
“FOR THE LOVE THAT IS ALL HOLY AND SACRED! GET OFF!”
“Get off? Get off what? Oh. Sorry.”
“Wait a second… DON’T GET UP! DON’T GET UP!!!”
Luigi gets up and Mario falls into the lava.
“AHHHHHH!!! I’LL KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU ALL!!!”
Bowser Down 1: Take 1
Wake Up Call: take 1
Luigi tries to wake Mario up. “WAKE UP NOW!” he screams. Believe it
or not, Mario didn’t wake up. Luigi pulls out a cell phone a dials a number.
After talking for a while, he hangs up and the All American Rejects walk in.
Luigi sets the speakers up right by Mario’s ears. They start playing “Swing
Swing” and well, you can piece together what happens.
Toad
From School: Take 1
“Hey” Mario
asks, “Why aren’t you stupid like the other toads?”
The Toad looks at them with glazed over eyes and starts drooling.
“Toad?” Mario asks.
“Durrrrr. I POOPIED MY PANTIES! BOOGER! FART! HEE HEE HEE!”
“Let’s go Luigi.”
“Let’s.”
Toad
From School: Take 2
“Hey” Mario asks, “Why aren’t you stupid like the other toads?”
“I took drugs. It calms me dowdowdowdown.
Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod! R-r-rush is comcomcomcomincoming! AHHHH!!!
THEY’RE ALL OVER ME! DON’T YOU SEE THE LITTLE GREEN MEN TRYING TO EAT ME!
DAHHHHHH!!!
The toad screams and charges at the wall head first and KO’s himself.
Chapter
8
Outtakes
Trap:
Take 1
“Whatever. That’s what you said last time and nothing happened in the
first room. What do you thinks gona happen? Do you think that when I step on the
tile directly in front of my will activate a switch that releases a deadly trap
such as huge swinging scythes that come down from the ceiling and try do
decapitate us? Look I’ll show you.”
Luigi takes a step on the tile in front of him. The tile sinks into the
ground.
“Uh-oh.” Luigi says.
All of a sudden, TV screens pop out of every place possible and the
source of all evil starts place. Yes, that’s right; the Tellitubies!
“AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
Hat:
Take 1
“Why. Why did this happen?” Mario says with tears in his eyes. “We traveled on so many adventures together. I took care of you! Who was your aunt’s funeral? Who stayed beside your bed when you were sick! Me! Why did you let me down? Now let us part, forever…”
“Aren’t you exaggerating Mario?”
Mario looks at Luigi with his eyes wide open and a psycho smile. He pulls out an Uzi…
Trapped
Luigi: Take 1
But the moment Luigi steps into the boss room a huge wind blows from the right side of the room and hurls Luigi to the left side of the room. Luigi smashes into the wall and slides down it. He slides into quicksand and sinks until only his head remains above the surface. But he keeps on sinking. Then he is completely under the sand. Luigi’s cries from under the sand get fainter and fainter, until they finally stop. Mario starts dancing around the room singing, “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”.
Bowser Down: Take 1
Bowser starts walking with slow, heavy steps. He starts to move past Mario but then, Mario gets an idea. When Bowser is to the side of Mario, Mario turns towards Bowser and pushes him. Almost. He misses and falls into the quicksand. Bowser pulls Mario out.
“Sorry, I missed.”
“Awww. It’s okay pal.”
“Thanks.”
“Hey, after this, wanna go play a game of laser tag? My treat.”
“I’d love to!”
Toad: Take 1