Chapter
14
To
Lava Lava Island
The Mario Bros get out of the water and back onto
land. Once again, they are miraculously dry. They prepare to search for clues,
but it is useless because their clue is right in front of them! A huge whale is
near one of the pears. With no other choices, the Mario Bros go up to the whale.
“Oooh. My stomach.” The whale moans.
“IT TALKS!” Luigi yells. “IT’S ARMAGEDDON!
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! AIEEEE!”
“Chill out Luigi. What’s wrong?” Mario asks
the whale, feeling very stupid for talking to a whale.
“I must have ate somethi-. Ah ah AHH CHOOO!”
The whale sneezes and an old man and a wooden
puppet fly out of his mouth.
“Pinocchio, we’re free!” the old man yells.
“Oh, wait. You just are a lifeless puppet who I think is a real boy because
I’m a mental institute escapee.”
“Hey thanks! For helping me I will take you
anywhere you want!” the whale says happily.
“But we didn’t hel-.” Luigi starts but Mario
stops him.
“Luigi, we need him to take us to the next castle
at Lava Lava Island.”
“Oh. WAIT A MINUTE! HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE THE
NEXT CASTLE WAS?”
“I played Paper Mario. But I couldn’t beat that
castle cause I suck at RPGs. (Authors Note: I suck at RPGs but I did
beat Mario RPG, and Paper Mario. So there.).”
“Oh. Well then, let’s go!”
The
Mario Bros hop on the whale’s back and they are taken to Lava Lava Island.
They look around (as always) but see nothing but jungle. They travel along the
beach, fending off various monsters, until they reach Yoshi Village.
“Welcome to Yoshi Village!” a Yoshi
representative says to the brothers.
“Listen up you reptile freak,” Mario says.
“We are trying to save a princess so tell us where the next castle is!”
The Yoshi looks at Mario, picks up a nearby stone,
and throws it at Mario. He then turns to Luigi.
“Welcome to Yoshi Village!”
“Hello. It is a pleasure to meet you. Would you
happen to know where the next castle is?
“Umm. No. You’d better see the village elder
for that.
“Thank you for your assistance.”
Mario gets up and the brothers walk to where the village elder is.
“Owwwie. How did you learn to talk like that?”
“Well, Unlike you, I’m not stupid, and I know how to talk to people. Therefore, people are nicer to me if I don’t insult them like some people do…”
Well this conversation continues on and it finally ends with a argument about parachuting monkeys wearing skirts. Anyways, they finally reach the village elder. The village elder looks just like a normal Yoshi, except about ten times, err, rounder.
“OH MY GOD!” Mario yells, “THAR SHE BLOWS!”
“What are you talking about?” The village elder asks.
“You know what I mean lard ball. You want another Twinkie? They’re good, and very fatty, like you. I mean seriously, did you”.
WHACK! Luigi uppercuts Mario in the jaw.
“I’m sorry about my friend here, he had too much Vodka.”
“Oh, I see.”
“I see your tremendous stomac”. Mario attempts to say, but is crushed by Luigi’s foot.
“Would you happen to know where the next castle is?”
“Why yes I would, it is in Lava Lava Volcano.”
“Thank you very much.”
Luigi walks away and Mario crawls away.
“Owwwwwwwwwwwieeee.
That really hurt."
“Good,” Luigi replies.
“I hate you.”
“Suuure you do.”
So the Mario Bros go out of the entrance of Yoshi
Village and into the main part, where they meet five little Yoshis…
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