Chapter
15
The
Fearsome Five
“Grrr. We’re the Fearsome Five!” Growls the green Yoshi, who is
obviously the leader.
“Awww. Mario look! They’re sooo cute!”
Luigi attempts to pet the green Yoshi, but is
stopped when the Yoshi bites his hand.
“OWIE! IT BURNS!”
“HA HA! FEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF THE FEARSOME
FIVE!”
Upon hearing this, Luigi has the uncontrollable
desire to kill the green Yoshi.
“YOU’RE GONNA DIE YOSHI!”
“NO LUIGI!”
Mario somehow manages to stop Luigi.
“We’d better get going before you have the urge
to kill again.” Mario says to Luigi.
“Yesss.”
They leave the village, but not before Luigi gives
the green Yoshi the… Pure
Evil Stare of Death! (PESOD)
They trek through the forest for a 10 ½ minutes
and come to the volcano, which is the next castle. But there’s one tiny
problem… a huge pit of lava is right before the entrance.
“Oh no.” Luigi says, “Looks like we have to
go back to the village and ask for help. Maybe if we throw all of the Yoshi’s
into the lava pit, their dead bodies will fill up the pit enabling us to get
across!”
“LUIGI!”
“Sorry. I couldn’t resist.”
The Mario Brothers go back to the village to find
the residents in panic.
“What’s going on here?” Mario asks a panicked
resident.
“MY BABY IS GONE! HE AND HIS GANG WENT INTO THE
JUNGLE!”
“Well why don’t you go look for him?”
“Umm… OW! MY BACK! IT HURTS! I COULDN’T WALK
MORE THAN FIVE STEPS!”
“Then how are you going to get back home?”
“Umm… Well… OW! MY BACK! IT HURTS! I COULD
ONLY WALK THE AMOUNT OF STEPS THAT REQUIRES ME TO GET BACK HOME!”
“OH COME ON!”
“OH SHUT UP! WHY DON’T YOU
FIND THEM! YOU WOULD PROBABLY GET A REWARD OF SOMETHING!”
“A reward, huh? Where is the jungle?”
“Over
there.”
The Yoshi points over to an overgrown path.
“Thank you.”
The Mario Brothers walk over to the overgrown path.
“Hey Mario?”
“Yeah.”
“Why do you always make decisions without me? I
did NOT want to go in there.”
“Life’s tough, get a helmet.”
Mario tries to punch Luigi in the head, but Luigi
blocks Mario’s punch and then returns the favor.
“OW! Grrr.”
“Oh what the heck!” Luigi exclaims, “Let’s
just go into the jungle already.”
The Mario brothers venture into the forest and
immediately find the green Yoshi crying.
“What’s wrong?” Asks Mario.
“WAAHHH! *Sniff* Well, you see,” The Yoshi says
in-between sobs, “Me and my friends snuck in here to play hide and seek. I was
it. But I couldn’t find anyone and I got scared. So I just stayed here and
cried.”
“Well screw you.” Luigi says. “Personally, I
have absolutely NO sympathy for
you.” Luigi finishes saying and gives the Yoshi The PESOD!
“LUIGI! I’m sorry about him. His ignorance
embarrasses me.”
“Hey!” The Yoshi says. “I got an idea! Why
don’t you look for my friends?”
Mario looks over at Luigi who is shaking his head
violently and pointing towards the jungle and then making the death sign by
sliding his thumb across his neck.
“We’ll do it!” Mario says. “Luigi here is
telling me that we can make killer time!”
“Oh thank you!” The green Yoshi says.
“You’re welcome. Come on Luigi, let’s go!”